Schlock me Amadeus! What a miserable dining experience.
Food = 2
In excess of £10 for a meagre looking bread, cheese and ham ‘platter’... salad dressed in manure vinaigrette (actual clods of muck!).
Décor & Ambience = 16
A good example of pretentious Euro coffee culture chic, which I rather enjoyed despite the annoyingly low hung lighting.
Service = 2
Poor, 45 minutes for some bred a couple of slices of cheese and salad covered in c**p! This is not acceptable. I hope that our experience was a one off, however it took a team of incompetent staff to ensure we had a memorably bad time.
Value for Money = 0
How much would you pay to be ignored, complain for nothing to happen and then find SH!t in your food?
Total = (disqualified) 20 out of 100 (VE)
Food/ Décor & Ambience/ Service/ Value for Money are rated on a scale of 0 to 25
· 21-25...extraordinary to perfection
· 16-20...very good to excellent
· 11-15...good to very good
· 6-10...fair to good
· 0-5...poor to fair
Cost reflects our estimate of the price of dinner for 2 with one drink each and tip.
The price range is indicated as follows:
· VE...Very Expensive - £66 or more
· E...Expensive - £41-£65
· M...Moderate - £26-£40
· I...Inexpensive - £25 and below
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