Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Falko - Schlock me Amadeus!

http://www.falko.co.uk/

Schlock me Amadeus! What a miserable dining experience.

Food = 2

In excess of £10 for a meagre looking bread, cheese and ham ‘platter’... salad dressed in manure vinaigrette (actual clods of muck!).

Décor & Ambience = 16

A good example of pretentious Euro coffee culture chic, which I rather enjoyed despite the annoyingly low hung lighting.

Service = 2

Poor, 45 minutes for some bred a couple of slices of cheese and salad covered in c**p! This is not acceptable. I hope that our experience was a one off, however it took a team of incompetent staff to ensure we had a memorably bad time.

Value for Money = 0

How much would you pay to be ignored, complain for nothing to happen and then find SH!t in your food?

Total = (disqualified) 20 out of 100 (VE)

Food/ Décor & Ambience/ Service/ Value for Money are rated on a scale of 0 to 25

· 21-25...extraordinary to perfection

· 16-20...very good to excellent

· 11-15...good to very good

· 6-10...fair to good

· 0-5...poor to fair

Cost reflects our estimate of the price of dinner for 2 with one drink each and tip.

The price range is indicated as follows:

· VE...Very Expensive - £66 or more

· E...Expensive - £41-£65

· M...Moderate - £26-£40

· I...Inexpensive - £25 and below

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